Friday, July 30, 2010

Watch the Simpsons Season 18

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 1 (s18e01) - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife & Her Homer

At school, Lisa befriends a boy named Michael, who happens to be son of mob boss, Fat Tony. When Fat Tony is put out of commission by a rival family, it's up to Michael to take over, but being nothing like his father, isn't interested in the “family business.”

Original AirDate: September 10, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 2 (s18e02) - Jazzy and the Pussycats

When Bart refuses to remain quiet at the funeral of Homer's Vegas wife, a psychiatrist has a unique solution; drumming. Bart turns out to be a natural, & when he joins Lisa at a jazz brunch, some professional jazz musicians ask him to jam with them, which drives Lisa into a depression that she tries to cure by rescuing animals.

Original AirDate: September 17, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 3 (s18e03) - Please Homer Don't Hammer Em'

Marge starts reading a set of home repair books that Homer bought but never got around to reading, & soon becomes a carpentry expert, but when no one will let a woman do any carpentry work, she gets Homer to pretend that he is doing it...Meanwhile, Bart discovers that Principal Skinner is allergic to peanuts!

Original AirDate: September 24, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 4 (s18e04) - Treehouse of Horror XVII (17)

Original AirDate: November 5, 2006

The Simpson Season 18's Treehouse of Horror Halloween Special featuring 3 terrifying tales:

1. Married to the Blob - After eating mysterious green goo from a meteorite, Homer grows to massive proportions eating everything in sight.

2. You Gotta Know When to Golem - Bart takes control of Golem of Jewish folklore, & forces the ancient statue to do his bidding by writing instructions on scrolls & placing them into Golem’s mouth.

3. The Day the Earth Looked Stupid - Taking place in 1938 Springfield, the townspeople react to Orson Welles’ famous War of the Worlds radio broadcast. However, they pay no attention when Kang and Kodos actually do invade the town.
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 5 (s18e05) - G.I. D'oh

When Army recruiters can't get teenagers like Jimbo, Dolph, & Kearny to enlist, they get kids at Springfield Elementary to sign papers agreeing to enlist when they're 18. Homer goes to the recruitment office to get Bart out of his deal, but ends up enlisting himself...

Original AirDate: November 12, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 6 (s18e06) - Moe'N'A Lisa

Lisa feels sorry for Moe after Homer forgets that he offered to take him fishing for his birthday, so she decides to write a school report about him, & in the process discovers his written rantings can be turned into poetry, which makes him famous.

Original AirDate: November 19, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 7 (s18e07) - Ice Cream of Margie With the Light Blue Hair

Homer is fired from the nuclear plant when he pays more attention to the ice cream truck than to Mr. Burns so when the driver dies, Homer buys the truck and takes over the business, which has an unexpected benefit; Marge turns the popsicle sticks into sculptures!

Original AirDate: November 26, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 8 (s18e08) - The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart gets his friends to boycott Nelson's birthday party, but Bart ends up being forced there by Marge. Nelson becomes Bart's new best friend...Meanwhile, Homer reads to Lisa at night, but tries to hide the "big surprise ending" when he discovers it's not exactly happy.

Original AirDate: December 10, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 9 (s18e09) - Kill Gil (Parts 1 & 2)

When Costington's Department Store Santa Gil gives Lisa a sold out Malibu Stacy that his boss had set aside for his daughter, Gil is fired on Christmas Eve. Therefore, the Simpsons let him stay for Christmas Eve, but old Gil overstays his Welcome, & won't leave! To make things worse, Marge just can't say no to him!

Original AirDate: December 17, 2006
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 10 (s18e10) - The Wife Aquatic

Homer takes the family to Barnacle Bay, where Marge spent a number of vacations as a child, only to discover that its boardwalk is rundown, but when Homer burns down the merry-go-round after having it refurbished, he has to work it off on a fishing boat, & a parody of The Perfect Storm ensues...

Original AirDate: January 7, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 11 (s18e11) - Revenge is a Dish Best Served 3 Times

Original AirDate: January 28, 2007

When someone cuts Homer off and he swears revenge on him, Marge, Lisa, and Bart tell tales of revenge to teach Homer a lesson:

1. The Count of Monte Fatso - A parody of the book & film: The Count of Monte Cristo, in which Homer is cast as the Count who is framed & Put in Jail, only to Swear Revenge!

2. Revenge of the Geeks - Using a futuristic device called the “Get-back-inator,” Milhouse takes revenge on the Springfield Elementary bullies & it works very well until it goes into the wrong hands.

3. Bartman Begins - A parody of the Batman origin story, in which Bart is the Bartman!
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 12 (s18e12) - Little Big Girl

Rather than tell the truth about her family history in a school report, Lisa bends the facts & claims she is a "Native American", which ends up having her become the keynote speaker for the National Native American Tribal Council. Meanwhile, Bart stops a major fire so Mayor Quimby grants him one wish - a driver's license!

Original AirDate: February 11, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 13 (s18e13) - Springfield Up

Documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond (from 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Episode) has been tracking the lives of Springfield citizens every eight years since 32 years ago, and is surprised to discover that, sometime in the past 8 years, Homer has gone from loser to millionaire...or has he?

Original AirDate: February 18, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 14 (s18e14) - Yokel Chords

Principal Skinner decides to allow Lisa tutor Cletus’s kids instead of them enrolling into Springfield Elementary, but they end up on Krusty’s show as a musical act. Also, Bart sees a psychiatrist after telling a scary ghost story in the cafeteria, an unsuccessful attempt to get free food.

Original AirDate: March 4, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 15 (s18e15) - Rome-Old and Juli-Eh

When Homer declares bankruptcy (under the impression it would protect his assets), he has to cut wasteful spending, so he stops paying for Grampa to stay in the Retirement Castle, causing him to move out & into a relationship...with Selma!? Meanwhile, Bart & Lisa order shipping materials (boxes) but when the company discover they built a fort with them, it's an all-out war of paper products.

Original AirDate: March 11, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 16 (s18e16) - Homerazzi

When Homer nearly sets the house on fire, the Simpsons buy a fireproof safe for their valuables, but the family album manages to burn anyway. Homer & Marge try to re-enact all the photos. One of them catches a celebrity in a compromising position in the background, so Homer sells it, & soon becomes Springfield's hottest paparazzi!

Original AirDate: March 25, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 17 (s18e17) - Marge Gamer

Marge feels embarassed at a PTA meeting when she reveals she doesn't have an E-mail address, so she goes online, & soon gets involved in an online role-playing game, only to discover the most feared character is...Bart! Meanwhile, Homer becomes a soccer referee for Lisa's league...

Original AirDate: April 22, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 18 (s18e18) - The Boys of Bummer

The Springfield Isotots make it to the Little League championships, but Bart makes an error that costs them the game - & the town refuses to let him forget it. Meanwhile, Homer isg caught sleeping on a bed in a Department store but ends up selling the mattress & becoming a salesman...

Original AirDate: April 29, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 19 (s18e19) - Crook and Ladder

Original AirDate: May 6, 2007

Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpson Home after Marge follows advice in Smothering Mother magazine & throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in & sends Homer to get Maggie a new one, but when he can’t find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute: an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer can’t sleep through the toy’s incessant squeaking & is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a mischievous sleepwalker. When one of Homer’s sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department in the hospital, Homer & some fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires & are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts...
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 20 (s18e20) - Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Homer gets lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper drags him out, leading to the dog being sent to animal police academy, but when he bites Bart rather than play catch with him, Bart gets a new pet - a snake - which gets loose in the school and causes a toxic gas cloud to overcome Bart while he's looking for him.

Original AirDate: May 13, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 21 (s18e21) - 24 Minutes

Principal Skinner opens a CTU – Counter Truancy Unit – at Springfield Elementary School. Homer is sent to dispose a container of yogurt so expired it could be toxic! The reeking yogurt falls into the hands of Dolph, Jimbo & Kearney. Bart & Lisa must stop the bullies from releasing the ultimate stink bomb at the school’s bake sale.

Original AirDate: May 20, 2007
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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 22 (s18e22) - You Kent Always Say What You Want

When Homer buys the 1,000,000th ice-cream cone at a local shop, he ends up on Kent Brockman's news program, but when Brockman swears on live TV after coffee is spilled in his lap, he ends up fired after Ned Flanders complains & the FCC fines Channel 6 heavily.

Original AirDate: May 20, 2007
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