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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 1 (s14e01) - Treehouse of Horror XIII (13)Original AirDate: November 3, 2002
The Opening - Ghost of Maude Flanders Appears!
1. Send in the Clones - Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones, & he begins making & using the clones to do all of his chores. When one of the clones permanently takes care of Flanders, Homer decides to get rid of the clones & the hammock. So he takes them both out to cornfield where he leaves them. Only the clones begin using the hammock & start to increase themselves at an enormous rate, soon the town of Springfield is under invasion by an army of Homers.
1. Send in the Clones - Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones, & he begins making & using the clones to do all of his chores. When one of the clones permanently takes care of Flanders, Homer decides to get rid of the clones & the hammock. So he takes them both out to cornfield where he leaves them. Only the clones begin using the hammock & start to increase themselves at an enormous rate, soon the town of Springfield is under invasion by an army of Homers.
2. The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms - Lisa finds the grave of William Bonney who was killed by gun violence. In his memory, she starts a gun control crusade, which makes Springfield totally gun-free; even the police no longer have guns. Now defenseless, the corpse of William “Billy the Kid” Bonney & his cohorts rise from the dead & start raising havoc in town!
3. The Island of Dr. Hibbert - The family takes a trip to “The Island of Lost Souls,” where they find Dr. Hibbert is running the island’s resort. Marge thinks that something creepy is going on there, but when she goes off to investigate she is captured by Dr. Hibbert who turns her into a cat woman. Homer goes in search of a cure for Marge’s condition and encounters Ned Flanders - who needs to be...milked!?
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 2 (s14e02) - How I Spent My Strummer VacationHomer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family while in cab (a la Taxi Cab Confessions). In an effort to help him regroup, Marge, Bart, Lisa and little Maggie send him to Mick Jagger's (playing himself) Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy camp. Once there, Homer lives the life of a rock star.
Original AirDate: November 10, 2002
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 3 (s14e03) - Bart vs Lisa vs 3rd GradeAfter taking an aptitude test, Bart is held back a grade, and Lisa is skipped ahead, landing them both in third grade at the same time, and in the same class. Tension develops between them, but they are forced to work together when they become lost on a school field trip.
Original AirDate: November 17, 2002
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 4 (s14e04) - Large MargeMarge mistakenly thinks Homer is eyeing other women. In an effort to uplift her appeal, she decides to get plastic surgery to look younger. But the surgery goes awry when Marge receives breast implants that were meant for a younger patient. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse catch an episode of Batman where Batman and Robin battle Clown Man - who happens to look a lot like Krusty.
Original AirDate: November 24, 2002
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 5 (s14e05) - Helter ShelterWhile the Simpson house is being fumigated after a Russian termite infestation, the family moves into a house that's part of a reality show where they have to live in 1895. When the ratings for the show begin to fail, the producers bring in Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.
Original AirDate: December 1, 2002
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 6 (s14e06) - The Great Louse DetectiveSomebody from Homer's past tries to murder him, and it's up to Sideshow Bob to help Homer find out who that person is.
Original AirDate: December 15, 2002
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 7 (s14e07) - Special EdnaAfter cancelling an apple picking trip due to "mother issues", Principal Skinner upsets Ms. Krabappel. When Bart discovers this, he gets Edna nominated for Teacher of the Year and everyone travels to Orlando, Florida for the ceremony. Skinner decides to tag along, and musters up the courage to propose to Edna.
Original AirDate: January 5, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 8 (s14e08) - The Dad Who Knew Too LittleAfter Homer gets Lisa an inappropriate birthday present, he worries that he is losing touch with his daughter, so he hires a private investigator to follow her around.
Original AirDate: January 12, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 9 (s14e09) - The Strong Arms of the MaMarge is mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart & has a severe anxiety attack, which makes her completely unable to leave the house. She begins lifting weights, which ultimately allows her to overcome her fear. Marge's new physique motivates her to bodybuild but when she begins taking steroids (advice of Ruth Powers) she becomes aggressive & in a fit of rage destroys Moe's!
Original AirDate: February 2, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 10 (s14e10) - Pray AnythingWhen Flanders wins a half-time money shot during a WNBA game, Homer decides his neighbor's secret to success is praying. Homer starts praying to get his way with everything. He even prays himself into an injury lawsuit against the Church & is awarded with the deed. It can only take a miracle to make Homer see the error of his ways.
Original AirDate: February 9, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 11 (s14e11) - Barting OverBart learns that he had acted in commercials as a baby, as Baby Stinkbreath (for a baby mouthwash) & that Homer has squandered all his money on buying back incriminating photos of Homer dropping Bart from a balcony. Bart becomes so angry, he sues to become an emancipated minor. Frustrated, Bart leaves home...
Original AirDate: February 16, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 12 (s14e12) - I'm Spelling As Fast As I CanWhile Homer falls in love with the new limited-time Krusty Ribwich, Lisa enjoys the sudden popularity of being a spelling champ - & soon becomes the state rep for the Spell-lympics. At the finals, Lisa is told to take a dive (and get a free college scholarship) so that a cuter kid will win and ensure the future of competitive spelling.
Original AirDate: February 16, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 13 (s14e13) - A Star is Born AgainIn a send-up of "Notting Hill", Ned Flanders begins dating a forgotten starlet.
Original AirDate: March 2, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 14 (s14e14) - Mr Spritz Goes to WashingtonKrusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but he falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.
Original AirDate: March 9, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 15 (s14e15) - C.E. D'ohAfter being rejected by a sleepy Marge on Valentine's Night, Homer enrolls in Stark Richdale's extension class Successmanship 101, which gives him the tools needed to take over the Nuclear Plant - by replacing the plant's true owner (a canary) with himself, and firing Mr. Burns.
Original AirDate: March 16, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 16 (s14e16) - 'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkySnobby English documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond convinces Lisa she must choose a career path immediately, prompting her into astronomy but when her successful petition to reduce outdoor light pollution gives criminals increased cover of darkness, an angered town sees to it that Springfield's outdoor lighting becomes brighter than ever, leading to perpetual daylight!
Original AirDate: March 30, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 17 (s14e17) - Three Gays of the CondoWhile looking for a missing puzzle piece, Homer stumbles upon an angry note Marge wrote on the back of a placemat one night when he suffered alcohol poisoning. Homer wonders why Marge every stayed with him and decided he wasn't good enough for her. So Homer moves out and settles on a condo, which he shares with two homosexuals.
Original AirDate: April 13, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 18 (s14e18) - Dude Where's My RanchWhile out Christmas caroling, the family finds out from a lawyer that the carol they are singing is copyrighted, leading Homer to write his own carol. A passing David Byrne happens to hear Homer play his song at Moe's, & makes it a hit record! When stardom becomes too much, the family spends a week at a dude ranch. Lisa objects, until she meets a young junior wrangler, Luke Stetson.
Original AirDate: April 27, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 19 (s14e19) - Old YellerBellySanta's Little Helper is shunned a coward after opting to devour a roast turkey rather than pull Homer from a fire. Getting his nose stuck in a can of Duff Beer afterward propels him to status of the Duff Brewery's new mascot. But the the dog's new-found fame cause his original race track owner to come forth & reclaim his "property" - leaving it up to the Simpsons to get their dog back!
Original AirDate: May 4, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 20 (s14e20) - Brake My Wife PleaseJudge Harm revokes Homer's license, & he discovers the healthy joys of walking, while Marge becomes stressed by the added running around to the point where she accidentally runs him over. Now Marge has to nurse him on top of everything else & they realize they need to visit a marriage counsellor. Homer realizes he must do unselfish deeds for his wife to save their marriage.
Original AirDate: May 11, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 21 (s14e21) - The Bart of WarAfter his latest bout of mischief results in another encounter with police (result of watching South Park), Marge & Homer place Bart into a program of supervised afternoon activities - a quasi-Native American tribe, "The Pre-Teen Braves." But tribal war ensues when his clan is forced into a game of community service one-upsmanship with an opposing group of do-gooders, "The Cavalry Kids."
Original AirDate: May 18, 2003
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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 22 (s14e22) - Moe Baby BluesA Town event Gone Wrong causes a panic & during the ensuing traffic jam Maggie is thrown out the Simpsons car into the arms of a suicidal Moe - who is dubbed hero. Maggie accepts him as new babysitter & surrogate father, much to Homer's dismay. Moe's new reason to live/obsession proves useful when Maggie gets in the middle of mafia gang war between Fat Tony & Don Castellaneta.
Original AirDate: May 18, 2003
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