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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 1 (s17e01) - Bonfire of the ManateesHomer pays off a debt to Fat Tony by letting him shoot a porno film in the house. Marge finds out & drives off. Calling Homer, she is attacked by a manatee, which is driven off by a marine biologist. Marge becomes fascinated by manatees, which Homer notices, so when a pack of them are attacked by jet-skiiers, it's up to Homer to save the day - the manatees, & then himself.
Original AirDate: September 11, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 2 (s17e02) - The Girl Who Slept Too LittleWhen a new stamp Museum is going to open behind the Simpson house, they protest its construction to the point where it is moved to the site of Springfield Cemetery, & the cemetery is moved behind their house. Lisa is afraid of the things she sees, and Homer & Marge are afraid if Lisa keeps sleeping with them, they'll go crazy!
Original AirDate: September 18, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 3 (s17e03) - Milhouse of Sand and FogWhen Maggie comes down with chicken pox, Homer takes advice from Flanders & holds a "pox party" so his friends could have their kids infected. After too many Marge-aritas, Kirk & Luanne van Houten decide to get back together. However, Milhouse realizes they're too interested in each other & not in him, so he tries to break them up...
Original AirDate: September 25, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 4 (s17e04) - Treehouse of Horror XVI (16)Original AirDate: November 6, 2005
The 16th Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episode:
1. B.I. Bartificial Intelligence - Bart falls into deep coma from which he'll never emerge. But, Bart does wake from his coma only to find that his family has replaced him with a new robot boy. Bart struggles to fit back in with the family so Homer & Marge decide they must get rid of one of their sons!
1. B.I. Bartificial Intelligence - Bart falls into deep coma from which he'll never emerge. But, Bart does wake from his coma only to find that his family has replaced him with a new robot boy. Bart struggles to fit back in with the family so Homer & Marge decide they must get rid of one of their sons!
2. Survival of the Fattest - Homer & others are invited by Mr. Burns to his estate for “A Most Dangerous Game.” It turns out that they are participants on “The World Series of Manslaughter” where they are prey & Mr. Burns hunts them. Surprisingly, Homer is the last contestant standing...
3. I've Grown a Costume on Your Face - It’s the Springfield Semi-Annual Halloween Party but the costume contest goes awry when a real witch turns everyone into real-life versions of their costumes!
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 5 (s17e05 ) - Marge's Son PoisoningMarge buys a tandem bicycle thinking Homer will ride with her, but when she ends up trying to ride on her own (failing miserably), Bart decides to ride with her. But when others call him a mama's boy - he suddenly turns on Marge! Meanwhile, Homer buys a dumbbell from a strongman & after lifting a pinball machine with one arm, Moe gets Homer involved in competitive arm wrestling.
Original AirDate: November 13, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 6 (s17e06) - See Homer RunBart steals a "Bart Boulevard" traffic sign, which leads to a major traffic accident, but the new Safety Salamander (Homer's attempt to earn Lisa's love back after ruining her Father's Day Gift) saves everybody. When everybody blames Mayor Quimby, the town calls for a recall election, & Homer decides to run for mayor!
Original AirDate: November 20, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 7 (s17e07) - The Last of the Red Hat MamasHomer gets into a fight with an Easter bunny resulting in Marge being shunned by her friends, so she ends up joining the Cheery Red Tomatoes, an organization of older women who talk about their husbands, skydive & steal Faberge eggs from Mr. Burns! Lisa needs to speak Italian in order to qualify for a summer program in Rome. She hires from a telephone poll flyer - Milhouse?
Original AirDate: November 27, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 8 (s17e08) - The Italian Bob"The Simpsons are going to Italy!" to pick up Mr Burns' New Italian Sports Car, only to end up in a small town where residents aren't aware of the criminal past of new mayor - Sideshow Bob (married & has son). He gives the Simpsons a tour, & asks to keep his past from the town but when he forgets Wine + Simpsons don't mix very well, Marge quickly finds out what "vendetta" means.
Original AirDate: December 11, 2005
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 9 (s17e09) - Simpsons Christmas StoriesOriginal AirDate: December 18, 2005
It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these 3 Christmas stories:
1. The First D'oh-El - Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders are unable to deliver the Christmas sermon, so Homer steps in & tells the story of the birth of the baby Jesus (Bart) and King Harod's (Mr. Burns’) attempts to have the baby killed!
1. The First D'oh-El - Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders are unable to deliver the Christmas sermon, so Homer steps in & tells the story of the birth of the baby Jesus (Bart) and King Harod's (Mr. Burns’) attempts to have the baby killed!
2. I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus - Grandpa tells Bart & Lisa the story of how in the Navy he & his older brother Cyrus were fighting in the Pacific in WWII. During battle, Cyrus’s plane is lost & Abe & Mr. Burns (co-pilot) crash land their plane. At Christmas time awaiting rescue, Burns, anxious to shoot at something, shoots down Santa Claus. Abe & Burns help Santa fix his sleigh (only for Burns to later steal.) After Abe gets it back, Santa promises to come back for rescue, but never does...
3. The Nutcracker...Sweet - The kids at Springfield Elementary perform “Perhaps the worst version ever” rendition of “The Nutcracker” ballet according to Superintendent Chalmers. When it is revealed that you don’t have to pay for the music rights it leads to a montage of citizens of Springfield going about their usual Christmas activities to the more familiar pieces of music from “The Nutcracker,” including a sequence where Moe tries to kill himself, & Homer tries to get Marge a present last minute.
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 10 (s17e10) - Homer's Paternity CootMarge refuses to drive through a new toll booth, so she backs up & causes a chain reaction accident where many cars back up over tire spikes. The resulting addition of flat tires to the Springfield Tire Fire causes a nearby glacier to melt, revealing a 40-year-old frozen mailman with 40-year-old frozen mail, including a letter to Homer's mother from someone who is believed to be Homer's real father?
Original AirDate: January 8, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 11 (s17e11) - We're on the Road to D'oh-WhereWhen Bart finds the key to the school's steam tunnels and ruins the school with steam, Principal Skinner sends him to a camp in Oregon, but when Homer discovers Bart is on the no-fly list, he has to drive him there. While they are gone, Marge and Lisa have a yard sale, only to discover that the big seller is Homer's expired pain pills.
Original AirDate: January 29, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 12 (s17e12) - My Fair LaddyLisa tries to turn Groundskeeper Willie into a refined gentleman after Bart accidentally destroys his shack with an ice-filled ball. In addition, Homer discovers that the company that makes his favorite blue pants has stopped making them!
Original AirDate: February 26, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 13 (s17e13) - The Seemingly Never Ending StoryOn a family outing inside a cave, Homer causes a stalactite to crash into the ground, and he ends up stuck in the hole; while Marge, Bart, and Maggie look for a way out, Lisa stays behind and tells Homer a story about Mr. Burns telling a Story, about Moe telling a Story...
Original AirDate: March 12, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 14 (s17e14) - Bart Has Two MommiesWhen Ned wins a computer in a rubber duck race at a church bazaar, he decides he doesn't want it, so he gives it to the Simpsons, & in exchange Marge watches Rod & Todd while Ned attends a left-handers' expo. The boys have the time of their lives, & want to see more of Marge, so Homer is left to watch Bart, Lisa, & Maggie...Soon, Homer loses Bart to a mother gorilla!
Original AirDate: March 19, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 15 (s17e15) - Homer Simpson This is Your WifeHomer sees Lenny's new plasma TV & wants one of his own, so he enters a contest in an attempt to win one, instead wins a trip to Fox Studios, where he gets involved in a show called: Meet Your New Mommy. He ends up trading Marge for the no-nonsense strict wife of another man!
Original AirDate: March 26, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 16 (s17e16) - Million Dollar AbieThe commissioner of football is in town to finalize the awarding of a new professional football team to Springfield, but when he gets lost & asks for directions at the Simpson house, Grampa ties him up, leading the commissioner to cancel the team. This results in everybody in town hating Grampa to the point where he tries assisted suicide...
Original AirDate: April 2, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 17 (s17e17) - Kiss Kiss Bang BangaloreMr. Burns outsources the plant to India. Thanks to a lucky bouquet catch, Homer's sent to train the new employees! But, when Burns puts him in charge, the employees treat him as a god. Meanwhile, MacGyver mistakes Patty & Selma's "MacGyver" convention for the (larger) "Stargate SG-1" convention next door. He badmouths MacGyver leading Patty & Selma to kidnap him!
Original AirDate: April 9, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 18 (s17e18) - The Wettest Stories Ever ToldOriginal AirDate: April 23, 2006Dinner at the Frying Dutchman takes longer than expected, so the Simpsons pass time telling stories of 3 famous ships:1. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities.2. Bart recounts the story of Mutiny on the Bounty. Skinner is Captain Bligh & Bart is Mr. Christian.3. Homer tells the tale of the maiden voyage of a cruise ship in the 1970s featuring of a ship that can’t flip over, which of course it does and the attempts of the survivors to get out of the ship alive.
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 19 (s17e19) - Girls Just Want to Have SumsWhen Principal Skinner makes a comment at the Itchy & Scratchy musical that girls aren't as good in math as boys, he's replaced by a new principal who separates the boys' & girls' schools. When Lisa discovers girls aren't being taught anything about math, she disguises herself as a boy to learn "real" math. She ends up with a Nelson beating, so she gets Bart to teach her to act like a boy.
Original AirDate: April 30, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 20 (s17e20) - Regarding MargieAfter Ned Flanders sees an exhibit on evolution at a museum, he & Reverend Lovejoy talk Principal Skinner into allowing the teaching of creationism in schools. When Lisa complains at a town meeting that there should only be one theory taught in schools, Mayor Quimby agrees - teaching of evolution is banned in schools.
Original AirDate: May 14, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 21 (s17e21) - The Monkey SuitAfter Ned Flanders sees an exhibit on evolution at a museum, he and Reverend Lovejoy talk Principal Skinner into allowing the teaching of creationism in schools. When Lisa complains at a town meeting that there should only be one theory taught in schools, Mayor Quimby agrees - teaching of evolution is banned.
Original AirDate: May 14, 2006
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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 22 (s17e22) - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple PlayThe Springfield Isotopes's star first baseman is having marital problems, so when he sees Homer & Marge kissing on the Jumbotron, he asks them for advice, but when Homer is later caught giving a neck massage to the player's wife, they break up again - & it's hard for them to give advice when they're not talking to each other themselves.
Original AirDate: May 21, 2006
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