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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 1 (s13e01) - Treehouse of Horror XII (12)Original AirDate: November 6, 2001
3 More Tales to Add to the Collection...
1. Hex and the City - The family sees a gypsy, but Homer’s usual ineptitude causes the gypsy to seek her revenge by cursing him and his loved ones. In an effort to get the curse lifted, Homer catches a leprechaun and releases it upon the gypsy with surprising results.
1. Hex and the City - The family sees a gypsy, but Homer’s usual ineptitude causes the gypsy to seek her revenge by cursing him and his loved ones. In an effort to get the curse lifted, Homer catches a leprechaun and releases it upon the gypsy with surprising results.
2. House of Whacks - The family home obtains an upgrade, the Ultrahouse 3000, a computer that will do everything for them. Everything is great until the house falls in love with Marge & tries killing Homer.
3. Wiz Kids - Bart and Lisa are attending wizard school. The evil Lord Montymort and Slithers have designs on capturing Lisa, so that Montymort can take her essence. They use Bart’s rivalry with his sister as the means to get at her.
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 2 (s13e02) - The Parent RapBart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joy ride in the police chief's patrol car. But just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge named Constance Harm assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imagineable: being tethered to Homer around the clock.
Original AirDate: November 11, 2001
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 3 (s13e03) - Homer the MoeAfter Moe heads for a bartending school to brush up his business skills, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield's premiere watering hole. But when Moe decides to make his tavern over into something more hip and modern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family garage.
Original AirDate: November 18, 2001
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 4 (s13e04) - A Hunka Hunka Burns in LoveHomer's new job as the author of fortune cookies assures Mr. Burns that love is on the horizon. Mr. Burns finds it in a woman named Gloria, whom he loves so much that he wants to marry. But as he proposes to Gloria, her ex shows up - which happens to be Snake, and he's just broken out of prison.
Original AirDate: December 2, 2001
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 5 (s13e05) - The Blunder YearsA restaurant hypnotist causes Homer to relive a traumatic childhood experience where, upon swimming in a quarry, he found a dead body. That dead body turned out to be the body of Waylon Smithers' Father who had disappeared 25 years earlier under suspicious circumstances
Original AirDate: December 9, 2001
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 6 (s13e06) - She of Little FaithDesperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wallspace to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism.
Original AirDate: December 16, 2001
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 7 (s13e07) - Brawl in the FamilyWhen a Monopoly game goes sour, the Simpsons are forced to undergo the supervision of a social services officer to reinforce the ideals of a functional family.
Original AirDate: January 6, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 8 (s13e08) - Sweets and Sour MargeWhen Springfield is named the "World's Fattest Town", thanks to a diabolical scheme by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation, Marge takes it upon herself to rid the entire town of the sweet stuff.
Original AirDate: January 20, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 9 (s13e09) - Jaws Wired ShutHomer breaks his jaw in an accident, requiring it to be wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends because of it. They all like the new Homer much better, but when the wires come off and Homer retains his new attitude, everyone begins to miss the old Homer's antics.
Original AirDate: January 27, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 10 (s13e10) - Half Decent ProposalMarge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), E-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring.
Original AirDate: February 10, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 11 (s13e11) - The Bart Wants What it WantsBart develops a crush on Ranier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. After hastily deciding he's not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier's latest movie in Canada isn't enough to win her back.
Original AirDate: February 17, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 12 (s13e12) - The Lastest Gun in the WestBart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the Krusty the Klown show. But years of alcohol abuse get in the way.
Original AirDate: February 24, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 13 (s13e13) - The Old Man and the KeyGrandpa Simpson re-applies for his driver's license in order to impress a woman who moves into the Retirement Castle.
Original AirDate: March 10, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 14 (s13e14) - Tales from the Public DomainOriginal AirDate: March 17, 2002
In a variation on "Simpsons Tall Tales", the Simpson family portray mythological & medieval characters.
1. The Odyssey - Homer takes on Homer, as he plays Odysseus.
1. The Odyssey - Homer takes on Homer, as he plays Odysseus.
2. Joan of Arc - Lisa takes on the role of Joan, leading the French to victory over the English, then being sentenced to death. But Marge, not one for tragedy, changes the ending to something more pleasant.
3. Hamlet - Homer asks Bart to avenge his death, but he kills the wrong man, leading to widespread murder and suicide, and boredom of the real Homer, who would rather think about Ghostbusters.
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 15 (s13e15) - Blame it On LisaLisa sponsors a South American orphan - and when the child is reported missing, the Simpsons go to Brazil to find him.
Original AirDate: March 31, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 16 (s13e16) - Weekend at Burnsie'sAfter being attacked in the garden by an unruly group of crows, Homer goes to see Dr. Hibbert about the ongoing pain in his eyes. Dr. Hibbert suggests that Homer begin smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes. When Homer becomes hooked on the wacky tobaccy, he leads a petition to legalize the drug.
Original AirDate: April 7, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 17 (s13e17) - Gump RoastThe Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don't call it a clip show".
Original AirDate: April 21, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 18 (s13e18) - I Am Furious YellowBart creates an Internet cartoon entitled "Angry Dad" that's based on Homer - who then becomes a laughing stock.
Original AirDate: April 28, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 19 (s13e19) - The Sweetest ApuApu’s unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman but when Manjula finds out, things are worse! Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back.
Original AirDate: May 5, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 20 (s13e20) - Little Girl in the Big TenIn order to avoid a failing grade in gym, Lisa takes up gymnastics, which she uses to pose as a college student. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with "Panda" virus and is forced to spend a week living in a plastic bubble.
Original AirDate: May 12, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 21 (s13e21) - The Frying GameHomer is sentenced to community service after nearly killing a rare insect found in his backyard pond. While working in a Meals on Wheels program, Homer befriends an elderly old woman. When the woman is dead, Homer & Marge become murder suspects after being named the sole beneficiaries of her will. Homer is convicted & sentenced to death penalty - the electric chair.
Original AirDate: May 19, 2002
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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 22 (s13e22) - Poppa's Got a Brand New BadgeHomer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands and becomes a policeman. Joe Mantegna reprises his Fat Tony role yet again.
Original AirDate: May 22, 2002
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